Home

Advertisement

puke critic [entries|archive|friends|userinfo]
moppingdick

[ rockstarr | livejournal userinfo ]
[ archive | journal archive ]

enter at your own risk. [Dec. 4th, 2010|12:00 am]
3 things
1. this blog was done at my own accord and due to some 'respected' people/couple,
i decide to create this.
note; MOP = some mofo's hairstyle
DICK = some dickhead
therefore, moppingdick. (:

2. i may not have the perfect english, correct grammars and vocab,
but i converse in simple words that you'll definitely understand the language i speak below.

3. i will not put this journal on private. bring it on?
LinkLeave a comment

her trumps? [Jan. 2nd, 2009|01:24 am]
well. pounced on FAITHASHLEY.CO.CC just not long ago. (after so long)
titled, MINE TRUMPS ALL!
i say, NOT at all !
OMFG. what the hell is that suppose to be!
all the things she accomplished in 2008.
but how about the upsets in 2008?

let me highlight two of the memorable upsets of all time yo!
firstly,
straw
⇒ My 18th Birthday Cake with an Ulu Chalet ♥♥

That was the birthday cake people! it was given out in that shape and size coz they scared they will run out if cakes! so they decided to make PUNY ones for her guests! whut a disappointment. HAHA.
plus, notice the caption saying ulu chalet? i say, its not a chalet at all, more of like old school CABINS which stink of cats' dung and omg, not forgetting, it was filled with mosquitoes.
the drinks made my day though, so i feel like its not a wasted trip since i was invited.
but overall, A 2008 UPSET!

so next,
dnd
⇒ DND at China One. Best one yet.
(I managed to do the To-Do List from Cosmo- Splash drink at someone! ♥)

best one yet? 
well guys, that was where she did that infamous dirrty bend over on guys' crotch area when HER BOYFRIEND WAS DRUNK.
it was at fish and co's DnD.
good idea of the bitch you see.
plus, the caption again says SPLASH DRINK AT SOMEONE!
yes its me. she splashed at me.
the reason because HER DRUNK BOYFRIEND who was helpless came to me and asked for help to pull her back to dear babyboy because he couldnt do it by himself.
for that, she splashed beer on me and shouted YOU LEFT ME SHAH, YOU FUCKING LEFT ME!
omg. SO SAD. i left her to go with her so called bestfriend! 
coz the reason why is simply she's sucha bitch ! sorry bitch!
but thats not all.
her boyfriend left.
while i was downstairs smoking,
she came down running asking me WHERES ELFY?
hoho! bad time to ask me dumb questions,bitch.
she actually got a smack-in-the-face vulgarities from me which left her crying running to find for the helpless boyfriend!
what a shame! especially in front of many fisherians which includes
ain, alina wheelock-ians and my imm crew!
omg. i would like to say again, 
A 2008 UPSET!

hoho! and hallo 2009!
may more critics on them come by!


LinkLeave a comment

mr perfect guy. [Dec. 6th, 2008|12:18 am]
 as said, about the GIRLFRIEND.

'MY PERFECT GUY IS NOT YOUR PERFECT GUY.'
first thing first.
who in this world is perfect? only hers i guess.
sometimes, if you think youre so damn smart, you'll loose out. being stupid at the littlest things.
really. look at him now. insults and so. perfect isnt it?
and you yourself aint perfect. tryna find the perfect guy for yourself?
tsk! tsk! ridiculous. NO ONE IS PERFECT, EXCUSE ME.

and dont be so informative in what you look for in a guy.
the reason is.
YOU YOURSELF DIDNT KEEP YOUR WORD.
talking about yourself ey? are you pointing at yourself when you talk abt promising and so on?
LIKE, what did you do to YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND when you really wanted to go out with me?
beat it. coz u lied too.

KEEPING BODY IN SHAPE.
so not la pls. coz initially, when your so happy you intend to gain weight and not suffocate yourself just to be thin.
humans with no fats is not humans. little fats? i think you have tons of them hidden under that ugly clothes of yours.
so dont bang yourself on the wall.

ENGLISH.
this is the umpteenth times im telling you. im not good at it. IM.NOT.GOOD.AT.IT
tell me which one of the above did you NOT understand?
guessed your bf is taking abt you as well when he said WE keep repeating the sentences.
and that sweet talking with broken english once attracted you okay.
only when I LEFT YOU then you realised  its no point coz i didnt choose you.
so you make it sound BANG!! by now, im really glad, i din make a stupid move like whut your EXs did.
this time, your poooor littleee boyy with NO fats should be suffering inside.
i think the only thing he is enjoying is the sex you are giving him.
TSK. org dah meninggal pon nak cakap.
goes to show HOW MUCH YOU AND YOUR BF HAVE GROWN UP.

RESPECT?
you dont earn it.
coz you yourself dont respect others.
i FUCKED U WITH MY FOUL MOUTH INFRONT OF YOUR EX. REMEMBER THAT YO! 

LOVE.
yeah yeah he loves you.
but u jolly well took advantage of it.
TONGGENG DEPAN JANTAN, DUDOK KAT JANTAN NYER LAP. LOVE EH?
baikk uh tu.
klu ade sepuluh mcm kau, DUNIA TONGGANG LANGGANG LUH.

i guess changing yourself would be a better idea for you before wishing for the right man.
if you think your boyeeyy so perrrrrfect, then stop living in denial.


and u asshole,
im waiting.
LinkLeave a comment

(no subject) [Dec. 5th, 2008|01:45 pm]
while im at work now,
i have something for the girlfriend tonight.

STAY TUNED! (:
LinkLeave a comment

Boy C.E trying very hard to back Girl F.A.R up. [Dec. 4th, 2008|12:12 am]
So first and for most, if you wanna read you may do so.
kalau yg terase tu kau punye pasal k!
Well, came across this particular blogger. So crazy, he resulted in insulting other people's blog.
No names, just a random critic. hoho!

Well guys, what are blogs for when we cant read up about others? so why blog?
might as well keep it private to yourself.
This dude right here, talk about being nice, and a grown up, and so on but he himself is not perfect.
same goes to his girlfriend.
MUKA TAK TAHU MALU. ORG DAH BENCI KORG PON MUKA MASIH TEBAL.

here we go...

Long comment kasi nenek aku baca nenek aku ketawe siol.
pasal aku kutuk korg korg tak berani nak post!
aper cakap boy?
nmpk sgt iq siape yg low siol.
IQ low pon buat diploma.
TAK MCM LU, DUDOK MENTAL HOSPITAL.
KALAU NENEK KAU AKU RASER MESTI TERLENTANG KETAWAKAN KEBODOHAN KAU!

tak happy?

Why talk about people (or should i say girls) putting tissue when they have menstruation?
Are you one of them? no?
then just shut the hell up la.
stop acting like you know everything okay. mr IT geek? but definitely not MR KNOW IT ALL.
Dude you're a man. be like a man.
JANGAN NK BUAL PASAL BARANG POMPUAN.
kalau jantan dah nak kepo pasal hal pompuan kiter panggil ape tau,
JANTAN SUNDAL.
hoho!

dude, before u talk about growing up, look at yourself in the mirror.
(one of your gf's pick up lines)
talk about people families going to haj blah blah, and you call youself a grown up?
tsk! 
 i hope this wont hurt u so much. (aweee.)
my family members went to haj coz they have the moo and they can afford it.
even if they seek forgiveness FOR THE SINS that their CHILDREN HAVE MADE, thank god i have them.
UNLIKE YOURS, DUDE.
maybe yours already dislike you and to have a MENTAL prob child like u is useless
and of course the reason will be DIAORG PELOKEK NAK MAMPOS.
NANTI DAH MAMPOS DUIT KASI LU
TANAM skali. SAMA2 UH KIRE!
omg, im so rude rite?
and now see who deserve TO SEE THESE KIND OF THING YO.

you and her, makes no different.
perfect match made in hell.
how far can we go?
we'll see.
try harder nxt time.
i've brought her down. you'll be next.
try me.


Link3 comments|Leave a comment

(no subject) [Dec. 3rd, 2008|11:53 pm]

test 1 2 3.
LinkLeave a comment

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]

Advertisement